May 14, 2008
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I have a stalker...
Well, not a physical one... This crazy lady keeps calling me every other day around midnight or some odd hours in the morning and it's really pissing me off now. Especially because I'M ASLEEP, and I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE WAKE ME UP. It's been going on for a few months now, but she has been calling more frequently in the past two weeks. She leaves all kinds of weird messages on my voicemail, and when I actually pick up her calls, she'll either be silent or talk like a person with dementia.
Some examples:
Me: "Hello? Hello?"
Crazy Lady: *in coarse, wavery, hysterical voice* "Why you don't call me back? You said you would."
Me: "Who are you?" O.o
Crazy Lady: "You didn't pick me up, you @%$%@$#%! Why you lyin'?"
Me: "I think you got the wrong number."
Crazy Lady: "Shut up! Just shut up, you @#$@@#@%!"And that's how it usually is, before I get fed up and hang up on her. She is seriously insane, and the recurrent message of her calls are always about picking her up, not calling her back, and cussing. She sounds like one of those crazy bag ladies, and she's creepy as hell. I don't know if my phone can block calls, because I seriously wish I had that option.
So now I'm thinking about downloading some soundbites and use it to answer her calls, since I can't think of anything else. Should I use Family Guy, Simpsons, or good ole governator? Hmmmm~~
Edit: So she just called me AGAIN. And I answered it in a nice, polite manner, asked who she was... and she said her name was Jackie. Before, she left a voicemail saying that she was Joyce. UMMMMM... And then she called back twice, including right now as I am typing, without saying anything. My friend advised me to file a restraining order if she keeps calling and leaving voice messages, and now I'm seriously thinking about it. I have a hunch that this lady is severely impaired in some way, and if she's not getting any help for it right now, she definitely needs it. She could definitely use a 5150 if she's not already.
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